Jesse Whiting (@whiting_jesse) — Instagram's Worst Mom & National Merit Scholar.
You know, what with the proliferation of IG stories and its multitudes of images (that was a lot of plurals there) I sometimes struggle to find a single standalone image to post in staid old regular IG. I think this one is perfect though. Happy Morning to you and yours, friends.
I'll be voting straight red bike shorts in 2020. And that's 'straight' as in a line on a ballot box and not 'straight' as in "in this house marriage is between a man and a woman and blue lives matter". I mean, I like The Smurfs too but Jesus, guys, it's a cartoon.