Tim Postal (@timpostal)
Met a man on the beach today named Spencer Jerome Springs. He asked if he could walk with me and I said sure. A guy and his girlfriend walked by. (they couldn’t of been older than 20).Spencer starts hollering at the girl and they turn around confused and keep walking. Spencer and I turn around to head back towards the boardwalk. And the whole time Spencer has his eyes fixed on this girls butt. His eyes grow extremely wide. He holds up his hands as if he has the girls ass in his face and starts chomping at the air. Saliva pours from his lips. Ropes of saliva swing from his face and fall off onto the sand. He’s like a rabid dog. I started to get a little worried. But Spencer snaps out of it. Looks over at me, smiles, and knuckle bumps me. As the night went on Spencer became more and more drunk. As we were walking. Spencer randomly stops and says “I gotta take a piss like a mothafuckka.” I was just about to ask if he was gonna go in the water but before I could get a word out Spencer whips his dick out and starts peeing. After he peed he strolled about for another minute with his dick flopping around until finally tucking it back into his boxers.
Took this very early in the morning somewhere near the trigger of the gun (looking at Florida from a map perspective). Took a wrong turn and ended up on an old dirt country road. The winding road finally led to this stop sign. The stop sign is riddled with bullets from a shotgun. I stepped out of my car into the cool night air. The crickets chime, the flash of my iPhone camera went off, and a car speeds by.