Jacob Holmes (@jacobesholmes) — When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
My three favourite hoodlums of Wankchester💜And Elise😉
My three favourite hoodlums of Wankchester💜And Elise😉...more
10.04.2019 11:00:58
To say last night was confusing, would be a criminal understatement 🛒🃏
To say last night was confusing, would be a criminal understatement 🛒🃏...more
28.03.2019 17:06:09
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Cannot wait for this prodigal son to return to the South!🥳🤘🏼My Northern brother😽
Cannot wait for this prodigal son to return to the South!🥳🤘🏼My Northern brother😽...more
23.03.2019 13:24:00
IMLTHD, we were left unsupervised.🤷🏻‍♂️
IMLTHD, we were left unsupervised.🤷🏻‍♂️...more
17.03.2019 11:42:45
Babysitting ex-gentleman club employees. Tripping is for teenagers, to go get lo
Babysitting ex-gentleman club employees. Tripping is for teenagers, to go get lost in their own rooms.👅
20.02.2019 13:25:16
Once upon a time, this nitwit was mistakenly trusted to represent fellow nitwits
Once upon a time, this nitwit was mistakenly trusted to represent fellow nitwits....more
15.02.2019 14:14:51
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It seemed like a chic idea, at the time, to ditch the party and climb into the a
It seemed like a chic idea, at the time, to ditch the party and climb into the attic.🤷🏻‍♂️👌🏼
26.01.2019 13:44:45
Yes, I'm now blond. Yes, I'm wearing a dildo. Yes, I'm wearing stolen underwear
Yes, I'm now blond. Yes, I'm wearing a dildo. Yes, I'm wearing stolen underwear as a bracelet. Thanks to whoever let me sleep at their's last night. Sorry I snuck out this morning.
08.12.2018 21:33:41
Operation 'This Will End Badly' is a go.
Operation 'This Will End Badly' is a go....more
02.12.2018 15:50:36
That time I got guilt tripped into donating my hair to make wigs for kids with c
That time I got guilt tripped into donating my hair to make wigs for kids with cancer....more
29.11.2018 11:20:48
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09.11.2018 10:06:41
"As your lawyer, I advise you to urinate in the sink and steal a child's toy."
"As your lawyer, I advise you to urinate in the sink and steal a child's toy."...more
28.10.2018 12:06:55
24.10.2018 14:20:07
+50 Points per trolley
+50 Points per trolley...more
11.10.2018 11:02:15
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Happy Birthday General Georgie, my partner in crime, mischief and innumerable tr
Happy Birthday General Georgie, my partner in crime, mischief and innumerable transgressions against humanity.
28.09.2018 10:45:35
Tinkle tinkle buddy boy
Tinkle tinkle buddy boy...more
22.09.2018 14:38:37
@lucaslivingstone357 is decadent, depraved, and should be beaten on sight!
@lucaslivingstone357 is decadent, depraved, and should be beaten on sight!...more
18.08.2018 12:35:28
Jacob was there
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#grungeaesthetic
Jacob was there . . . #grungeaesthetic...more
13.12.2017 17:19:05
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