Corgnelius & Stumphrey (@corgnelius) — it's been brought to my attn that some of u 🤡s don't own the boys' 📖! wu.... wut r y’all doin w ur money?! or more importantly- ur LIFE?! ⬇️
If ur wondering wut It’s like trying to get my 🍞🍞to walk when it’s 90°F outside-
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If ur wondering wut It’s like trying to get my 🍞🍞to walk when it’s 90°F outside- goes something like this: I calmly walk over to this beast (who, yes, is chilling RIGHT infront of the air purifier-cold air blowing in his face), then I hold up his harness n say, “Corgi!! It’s walk time!! Yaaay!! *me jumping up n down* walk!! Whooo!!yayayay!!” And this is his reaction every friggin’ time- disgusted look (pic for reference), loud annoyed sigh, & head turned upwards n away from me. #Me*#OhMyGaw..#NervousLaughter*#IDidntRealizeTheSunWasStillOut#Please#ForgiveMeDonCorgnelone#KissingPaw*#BackingAwayCrying*
31.07.2018 01:27:39
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On any given day, Stumphrey’s momo looks adorb, but after bath days.... after da
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On any given day, Stumphrey’s momo looks adorb, but after bath days.... after day days!! whoooooo-eeeeee!! His momo’s on another level. I mean, just look at it!! #StumpStump*#MomCanU..#PlzStopSqueezingMyBooty / #Mmmm...#RequestDenied#squeeeeze* / #sigh*
22.07.2018 23:26:49
Look at him 😭. I still have to actively suppress the urge to squeeeeze him to de
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18.07.2018 23:05:50
[walking w the boys] 
Stranger: Ur dogs are so cute, r they wearing vests? // Me
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[walking w the boys] Stranger: Ur dogs are so cute, r they wearing vests? // Me: No, they’re in harnesses. // Stranger: Oh, how cute! Are those better than collars? // Me: i have no idea- I just personally use harnesses cuz collars... well, they gotta go around a dog’s neck and I have NOO idea where their necks are. // Stranger: ...huh? #IKnowYallGetIt#ItdBeLikeCollaringABodyPillow#OrAnAwkwardEgg
17.07.2018 02:30:50
I just wanted to take one pic w the boys where at least one of us wasn’t blurry.
I just wanted to take one pic w the boys where at least one of us wasn’t blurry. Instead, i got this!! Special shoutout to the neighbor who got us to simultaneously look up by setting off a firework. Thank u, sir! But also, WHY. IT’S JULY 12th. #WHY
13.07.2018 04:02:34
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Omgawd. I love this pic so friggin’ much. Look how well it shows their personali
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Omgawd. I love this pic so friggin’ much. Look how well it shows their personalities! Corgnelius- annoyed AF; wondering why this clown is standing so close to him when he has so much room!! ughh!! And Stumphrey- In queue but doesn’t know why. All he knows is this is the best day of his life n he’s having way too much fun!!!!So exciting!! #smh#MyBeautifulClowns
11.07.2018 04:29:08
I confessed to the boys that, as their social media rep, I dropped the ball. Wel
I confessed to the boys that, as their social media rep, I dropped the ball. Well, dropped the ball, let it roll away & now I can’t find it. We’re ball-less. I thought they’d be barking mad (#SorryNotSorry) but instead, they told me not to worry- they even said they’d step up n try to do some posts themselves. Hence this #Selfie (#Stumpie). I’m just so thankful for them (and all of u) who’ve been so patient and continue to hang in there while I deal w this FCKING LAWSUIT THATS BEEN RUINING MY LIFE FOR THE LAST TWO YRS- TRICKASS SHADY SOULLESS LAWYER- GAWD I MISS THE DAYS WHEN A SIMPLE DECAPITATED HORSE HEAD WOULD BE ENOUGH TO SLAP SENSE INTO PPL- I DONT CARE IF WE ALL SLIPPED INTO THIS F*CKD UP, BACKWARDS WORLD WHERE WRONG IS RIGHT AND RIGHT DOESNT MATTER. AND YES ITS KILLING ME, BUT IM NOT GONNA DROP IT, I - *deep breath*, *deep breath* apologies about that outburst. T’was not lady-like. Luckily, it only happens every OTHER hr now. And no heart attack yet!! *knock on wood* #TLDR#ThanksForStickingInThereYall
09.07.2018 04:12:15
My bad- to clarify that last post, the clownass i was waiting for wasn’t in the
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My bad- to clarify that last post, the clownass i was waiting for wasn’t in the pic, that was Stump Stump! Naw, the lazy clown I was referring to was THIS FRIGGIN 🍞 WHO THOUGHT HE COULD WAIT ME OUT (ME?!!) TO AVOID GETTING WALKED. HA! #CorgiPoppingHeadOut*#UGH!#JustGiveUpNLeave! / #ManicLaughter*#GiveUp?!!#UNaiveClown..#TheresAnAirMattressInTheCar#AND#ASquirrelJUSTDroppedAPileOfNutsRightHere#MeaningIJustGotLunchDelivered#WhyTFWouldiLeave? / #UGHHHH!!!#DraggingBodyOut*#LetsGoUPsycho!! / #Oh..#Already??#IGuess#IfUInsist..
28.06.2018 23:06:52
ya, ya. any basic can post a pic of their tan legs sprawled out on some beach in
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ya, ya. any basic can post a pic of their tan legs sprawled out on some beach in Capri or Majorca while they stare at crystal clear 🌊. But how many ya’ll can post this. Sprawled out on concrete, waiting for Corgi to QUIT PLAYING and GO ON A WALK!! Staring (not at some janky waves) but a... dog?... or egg? A neckless dog?.... #Jelly?#Blessed#JustWashedTheseYogaPants#TheyWereFurlessAnHrAgo#AndNo#IDontKnowWhereMyShoesWent#ItsCrazyOutHereInParadise
27.06.2018 00:47:06
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Were u worried that Stumphrey changed- grew outta his awkwardness and became a n
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Were u worried that Stumphrey changed- grew outta his awkwardness and became a normal dog? Well, let this morning’s pic assuage ur fears. #AndYa#HesBlockingACar#NoooIdeaWhyTheNeighborsStillLoveMe#ButTheyreAlwaysCallingMePrincess /“#GetOuttaTheWayPuta!!” / #blushing*#OhYou!!
26.06.2018 14:34:39
When other drivers see Corgi and their faces light up, I just think, “if only u
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When other drivers see Corgi and their faces light up, I just think, “if only u could see the lower half of him.” #ProbForTheBestTho#ImagineTheTrafficCollisions...
18.06.2018 20:32:25
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