Brendanmpl (@brendanmpl)
When it’s only two days from St Patrick’s Day and you’re so excited and your com
When it’s only two days from St Patrick’s Day and you’re so excited and your company has a “relaxed” dress code and your boss and boss’ boss are super cool so they let you dress like an impish fool to show your Irish pride!! Happy Early St Patrick’s Day, everyone!! 🍀🍀🍀🍀
15.03.2019 13:37:50
Pride Night at the Miami Heat! Check out the free rainbow-colored Heat logo hat,
Pride Night at the Miami Heat! Check out the free rainbow-colored Heat logo hat, baby! Tolerance and open-mindedness are more important than ever these days. Let’s go Heat! #heatnation#loveconquershate
13.03.2019 23:55:20
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My super soft plush official Taco Bell blanket arrived today! I feel like the lu
My super soft plush official Taco Bell blanket arrived today! I feel like the luckiest, most delicious burrito in the whole wide world! #tacobell#livingmas#burritodreams
01.03.2019 19:53:15
Wtf?! A sauce packet with no witty quip?!
How do you think I feel?
Betrayed. Bew
Wtf?! A sauce packet with no witty quip?! How do you think I feel? Betrayed. Bewildered. Be-fucking furious. That’s how.
23.02.2019 15:18:26
Madonna, The Queen of Pop, Madonna, the stuffed black cat, and I, all want to wi
Madonna, The Queen of Pop, Madonna, the stuffed black cat, and I, all want to wish everyone a Happy VD! I’m in my traditional all black ensemble from my head down to my toe-ooo-oh, anxiously awaiting the excess Valentines candy that calorie conscious people won’t eat...😊👍🐷
14.02.2019 14:06:40
Brunch on the beach with the parental units. Very windy but I’m sure they apprec
Brunch on the beach with the parental units. Very windy but I’m sure they appreciated the 75 degree temperature more than the 35 degrees today in Albany 😊☀️
10.02.2019 23:39:11
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Chilling with my bestie cousins, Maura and Theresa. Mob Maura is throwing up the
Chilling with my bestie cousins, Maura and Theresa. Mob Maura is throwing up the Irish mafia sign, but we cool wit all of Ireland, yo.
21.01.2019 04:28:40
7-11 Rewards Club is offering 7x the points on purchases made this weekend! 
Sou
7-11 Rewards Club is offering 7x the points on purchases made this weekend! Sounds like it’s time for a delicious $5.50 pizza, with the sun shining and the white fluffy clouds dancing in a sky of Caribbean blue... (that was for all my friends about to be beat down by this giant snow storm getting ready to pounce)
19.01.2019 17:01:08
Our best Christmas picture ever! The humans look good but Pepper is clearly over
Our best Christmas picture ever! The humans look good but Pepper is clearly over the paparazzi harassing her at this point. As for that giant cut on my forehead, I had a little disagreement with a door - I thought it should have stayed closed, but it thought it should open wildly and carve a chunk out of my skull. #scarsaresexyright
26.12.2018 16:07:28
The family went out for a Christmas walk but it’s 33 frigging degrees out there
The family went out for a Christmas walk but it’s 33 frigging degrees out there so Pepper and I are staying cozy on the couch watching a very traditional Christmas Godzilla marathon. Merry Christmas, everyone! 🎅🏼☃️🎄🌮
25.12.2018 17:39:56
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Today was softball playoffs and, as usual, I was being jeered and taunted at the
Today was softball playoffs and, as usual, I was being jeered and taunted at the plate with cries of “Taco Bell Boy” and “Nacho Fries”. While it didn’t bother me at the plate, it did make me hungry. And apparently a bunch of other people were also having TB slurs thrown at them this afternoon because there were like 7 cars in line so I was forced to go inside. Hence, the rare Taco Bell Dining Area Selfie... #tacobell#tacobellboy
18.11.2018 18:38:21
Will you marry me?!
Living the dream as I finally made it to the wedding chapel
Will you marry me?! Living the dream as I finally made it to the wedding chapel at the Taco Bell Cantina in Las Vegas! There was even a wedding happening shortly after our visit so the wedding officiant gave us a private tour of the chapel! I’m definitely getting married here. What a relief to get the “What spectacular venue should we have our wedding in?!” question off my back. Now if only Ricky Martin would lift the restraining order and agree to my marriage proposal...🧐❤️🌮🌯 #tacobell#tacobelllv
12.11.2018 02:18:40
Belize It Or Not!
Standing in front of the amazing ancient Mayan ruins of Xunant
Belize It Or Not! Standing in front of the amazing ancient Mayan ruins of Xunantunich, from 600 AD. Belize is beautiful and it’s a mere two hour flight from Miami so I just might be making Central America my new weekend getaway...
03.11.2018 23:30:57
In my mind, this costume was going to be a jacket and long pants made from vario
In my mind, this costume was going to be a jacket and long pants made from various Taco Bell wrappers, boxes, bags, and sauce packets. When it came time to actually create the “garments”, it wound up being soiled wrappers stapled to sneaker shoelaces. I literally looked like a walking pile of trash. I will NEVER make fun of a designer on Project Runway ever again.
01.11.2018 04:21:28
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7-Eleven is running a BOGO deal on large pizzas today only so, of course, I poun
7-Eleven is running a BOGO deal on large pizzas today only so, of course, I pounced on that deal! But I can’t help but notice, even the 7-Eleven in Boca Raton is...ummm....let’s just say I wouldn’t spend any spare time in here. I love their pizzas but I may not be back for a few months. Ok, weeks. 🐷🍕❤️😊
31.10.2018 17:12:47
There were a whopping FOUR people in line to vote at the Coral Ridge Mall. There
There were a whopping FOUR people in line to vote at the Coral Ridge Mall. There are no excuses to not make your voice heard! Madonna and I voted True Blue, baby! We MUST restore checks and balances to slow down the damage that asshole in the White House is doing! #bluewave
27.10.2018 16:33:55
Happy Birthday to Roy and Doug at their Madonna-themed party! I’m in heaven!
Happy Birthday to Roy and Doug at their Madonna-themed party! I’m in heaven!...more
20.10.2018 23:10:58
Celebrating National Taco Day with Taco Bell’s Taco Gift Box!! A regular crunchy
Celebrating National Taco Day with Taco Bell’s Taco Gift Box!! A regular crunchy taco and THREE Doritos Locos Tacos - one nacho, one cool ranch, and one fiery 🔥! This could be the best week of my life...
04.10.2018 16:55:50
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