Amy Tejada (@amytejada) — 2% girl 98% clever jokes
i’ve got the [mini] horses in the back
i’ve got the [mini] horses in the back...more
22.04.2019 04:02:12
when your food makes for a great photo shoot AND tastes as good as it looks
when your food makes for a great photo shoot AND tastes as good as it looks...more
29.09.2018 19:09:18
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Me: *takes an amazing selfie once every 5 years*
Also me: *makes it my profile p
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Me: *takes an amazing selfie once every 5 years* Also me: *makes it my profile picture on every social media, has it made into a canvas, makes it into a billboard, and has it made into a T-shirt to wear*
20.06.2018 20:30:46
Oh my gosh so much traffic ughhhh
Oh my gosh so much traffic ughhhh...more
10.06.2018 15:38:13
Only one week late on this post, but holy moly 19 years old... I’m legally an ad
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Only one week late on this post, but holy moly 19 years old... I’m legally an adult... again! My birthday resolution was to not procrastinate on posting, so i would say I’m doing a pretty good job at it lol. Just wanna thank God for keeping me alive for another year and blessing me with these great genetics... I’ve got the face of a baby but I’m also slowly becoming confused by technology and having to aggressively tap my screen to get an app to work. What am I writing about again? Oh, right... Merry Christmas everyone!
11.03.2018 06:17:16
If you analyzed this picture closely, you would hear a car horn honking at me, s
If you analyzed this picture closely, you would hear a car horn honking at me, see me photo-shooting the sky at a green light, and see a camera roll with 10 more pictures that look exactly like this one #worthit#sky
12.01.2018 22:16:41
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"Don't worry captain, we'll buff out those scratches" • (yes, this is a Spongebo
"Don't worry captain, we'll buff out those scratches" • (yes, this is a Spongebob quote, no need to Google anything lol)
15.10.2017 17:53:03
the healthiest and most colorful chicken nuggets I've ever seen • maybe if I att
the healthiest and most colorful chicken nuggets I've ever seen • maybe if I attempted to eat this healthily, I wouldn't be so tired all the time and I could actually have the energy to finish this ca
26.09.2017 18:06:42
coincidentally I had to pee after looking at this picture // #BurneyFalls
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coincidentally I had to pee after looking at this picture // #BurneyFalls...more
05.08.2017 23:28:30
this past weekend, I graduated element- I mean mid- I mean high school (dang I'm
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this past weekend, I graduated element- I mean mid- I mean high school (dang I'm getting old). Alright guys, get ready for a very long and semi-sentimental caption... Look at all these cute people in these pictures graduating and getting one step closer to their goals... oh dang, that's me too! "We did it, yeah! Lo hicimos, we did it" (Only 90s kids will understand am I right). Thankful for all the amazing moments, friendships, and teachers that would accept late assignments even though the assignment was due a month before lol . All in all, high school was pretty fantastic and consisted of lots of schoolhouse pizza. Congrats to the graduating class of 2017, may you hold on to your dreams tighter than my head is holding on to that cap w/o help from bobby pins 🎓 (PS: I've only been a high school graduate for 2 days and it still hasn't hit me, especially since I'm destined to permanently look 13) // #classof2017#EHS
05.06.2017 03:49:47
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wondering who was the first person to take a picture of their drink and think "t
wondering who was the first person to take a picture of their drink and think "this will never become a trend" // #boxedwater
24.05.2017 23:31:13
I'm wearing a MERMAID dress in an ocean themed prom, and sitting in a seat that
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I'm wearing a MERMAID dress in an ocean themed prom, and sitting in a seat that makes me look like I'm ready to rule the sea... these things plan themselves out, I promise // #prom2k17#ittookmetwodaystocomeupwithacaption
24.05.2017 02:18:34
Low-key promoting Earth by wearing floral printed clothing
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Low-key promoting Earth by wearing floral printed clothing...more
21.04.2017 00:11:36
Different balloons, same person #18thbirthday // by the time this is posted, it
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Different balloons, same person #18thbirthday // by the time this is posted, it will be March 4th, but I'm soooo happy and truly blessed to have had another year of vida ! Currently licking the frosting and birthday cake out of my hair and listening to Ed's new album . Thanks for the birthday gift @teddysphotos , the chills haven't gone away since the first song lol 😋 #edsheeran#divide
04.03.2017 08:19:14
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Tagged my stomach as In-N-Out because that's where one of these burgers ended up
Tagged my stomach as In-N-Out because that's where one of these burgers ended up 0.2 seconds after taking this picture lol // #innout
01.11.2016 22:55:00
sunrise or sunset
sunrise or sunset...more
03.10.2016 22:00:50
just a girl wearing camo pants and wondering what life was like before having su
just a girl wearing camo pants and wondering what life was like before having such a wide variety of pockets to choose from // #spiritweek#camoday
29.09.2016 22:28:58
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